Inside out
Upside down
And backwards
Everyone speaks
But no one hears
The bastards
Who cares
What you want
It doesn't matter
The train is for the driver
The plane is for the crew
The store is for the owner
And nothing's left for you

Inside out
Upside down
And backwards
He does me a favor
And let's me buy his bread
I order macaroni
She brings me lamb instead
You plan a ski vacation
But they offer you a stamp
And you end up in some village
Concentrating on a camp

Inside out
Upside down
And backwards
She's not a serious lover
But she likes to have her way
But it really doesn't matter
She never wants to play
She says she's worth the romance
But she doesn't like to dance
The only way she'll love you
Is when you move to France.

Inside out
Upside down
And backwards.

Copyright © 2002 K. S. Shain. All rights reserved.